Holy rattlesnakes, this piece Harvilla wrote up on The Dream is ultimate steamy supreme.
Reason's why Harvilla is my hero:
1. He is a hilariously witty writer, whether through article form or twitter.
2. I love Village Voice, all it's affiliates, and the idea that I could someday work for them.
3. He is from Cleveland, and still sympathizes with us on the whole sports thing.
So now that I've publicly confessed my love, can you please just read the article?